YOU MIGHT BE AN RVer IF...

     * you prefer books on tape because they weigh less.

     * you own a dog small enough to play fetch in the  

         motorhome.

     * you post a map of the USA on the side of your rig

       bragging about where you have been, and more

       importantly, showing one and all where you haven't 

       been. 

     * you can take a satisfying shower using less than

        two gallons of water.